Swordcrazy's Badges
Achievements earned by playing games on Kongregate
Based on a True Story
Don't Shit Your PantsUnlock all 10 awards, then return to the main menu
"Now What?"
UPGRADE COMPLETE!Upgrade everything you can, including the final mystery upgrade
Paradox Shmaradox
ChronotronSurvive an early encounter with a potential paradox in level 6
Cutting Through Confusion
LuminaraOrientation is the first step to mastering the destruction of colored lights. Start by scoring 20,000 points
Pants full of Squiggles
The Fancy Pants AdventuresFinish a level with 100 squiggles in your pants
Chron-O-Johnny
Johnny Rocketfingers 2Can't a man rip off a drug dealer without stirring up trouble anymore? Exact justice
Daycare Pickup
Johnny RocketfingersGo Johnny go! Retrieve the fair maiden's daughter to claim your hero's reward
Path of Pwnage
Thing-Thing Arena 2Load up "Ultimate Survival" and slaughter 20 soldiers, robots, zombies, and, uh, bean things