TheBlindOrphan's Badges
Achievements earned by playing games on Kongregate
The Way the Cookie Crumbles
Burrito Bison Revenge
5 pts
easy
Defeat Chocolate Chuck by scoring perfect launches
"I Like Turtles"
Toss the Turtle
30 pts
hard
Achieve a distance of 3 million feet during a single launch
Help From My Little Friends
Toss the Turtle
15 pts
medium
Hit 5 friendly little helpers during a single launch
Skull Fluxed
Upgrade Complete 2
15 pts
medium
Max out every upgrade, then defeat the evil skull boss
Don't Crap Your Pants
Upgrade Complete 2
5 pts
easy
Purchase the heart rate upgrade to improve your short-term resting BPM
Up, Up and Away
Hello Worlds!
5 pts
easy
Collect 10 stars to activate the moving platform on the world map
Antarctic Assassination
The Fancy Pants Adventures
15 pts
medium
Defeat the evil penguin to put a halt to his sadistic "sleeping in bed" plans
Pants full of Squiggles
The Fancy Pants Adventures
5 pts
easy
Finish a level with 100 squiggles in your pants
