Bad idea: Making a quest where the only character is the AI-controlled Archer when said Archer AI consists of moving across the screen at 3 degree angles to try to get a hit on them, only to just get killed instead. Maybe should have done it with the archer and barbarian. At least then he'd have a tank.
Let me amend that question to make more sense and, theoretically, be funnier.
How does it work that we just demolish a city, but, because we didn't complete every challenge, they're just back?
Are we just that work-obsessed? "Whelp, we just killed everyone in a major city. (Pause) CRAP WE FORGOT TO PLACE A GRENADE. Rebuild your city, Urumqi. We gotta kill you again."
So, I'm really digging this right now. One problem, though.
I literally cannot destroy Urumqi.
I kill everyone, it says there were no survivors, but I don't get any bonus gold for doing it, and I can reselect it.
Am I doing something wrong, or do zombies hate Urumqi so much, they destroy it and force people to move back there, just so they can destroy it again?
It's just a little confusing, is all.
...Hold on. How am I using a flamethrower in SPACE? Maybe I'm wrong, but I think that this game about fighting aliens and robots with spaceships and lasers isn't the most realistic of things.
This is a game that should be good but isn't. While a fun idea, the gameplay is ultimately infuriating; the controls range from being really sticky to unresponsive (several times now, I've mashed the Z button constantly with my character just not doing anything at all. At the same time, I've also let go of the right key but still move for another two seconds or so, often with me falling off the platform I was on) and the writing leaves something to be desired (multiple typos, a tad too many internet/memetic references). I enjoyed it early on, but it got worse and worse as it went along.
My duck is a master of climbing volcanoes, flying through the air (avoiding Easter Island heads and cliffs) and swimming in underwater caverns, not once needing to come up for air.
He's manlier than I'll ever be.
XD Wow, that was really, really good. The guessing between 1 and 100,000 was freaking hilarious, as was the game itself. I'm going to go replay Viricide now.
RNG-screw seems to exist less now. Though question: Am I the only one who gets Pikmin noises in his head when he evacuates to a new area and starts letting his solders out?
Also, I understand I should be suspending my disbelief for a flash game, but how high are we to begin with? We get to space at around 900 feet in the air, which isn't even close to the trophosphere; the earth's atmosphere ends around 2640000 feet (500 miles) from earth. Sad to say, our turtle hero is hardly even an astronaut, considering that requires around 264000 feet (50 miles) from the surface. Either way, I'm impressed by the backdrops NASA set up to make our turtle hero sad inside when he learns the truth. D=
PETA called. Told me to tell you (why I am your spokesperson now, I'm unsure) that, unless you prove that no turtles are harmed in this, they're going to sue your asses into oblivion. Just giving the heads-up.
Really, really fun and extremely addicting. My only complaint is one that is less your fault and more mine (in that I suck at most games.) Said complaint is the fact the game has lives where, when you run out of said lives, you have to start over, losing everything.
Either way, the game is really fun. Keep up the good work.
NO. NONONONONONOONNOON.
I had been doing the turbo spin instead of holding right just because I could. I scrolled down to see something...
And I forgot that shift-scroll is the same thing as hitting back. GAAH. T_T
Other than that, fun game. Still don't know the end though. 4/5 regardless for making me laugh.
Btw, did I mention that I was on the part that said "You must admit" or whatever, pretty much stating that I almost made it.
F*CK. THIS. SH*T. Gameplay ranging from c*ck-punchingly-hard to insomnia-curing-boredom. The graphics are terrible, the sound sucks, all but the invulnerability "element" are useless (the rest are only used when you're forced to, which, sadly, is almost all the f*cking time). This entire concept is to sell us some new game; if the game has even ANYTHING to do with this piece of shit, they're not getting a cent of my money (if, by some impossibility, the real game is actually good, it will be the least guilt-inducing torrent I would ever do). 1/5, and that's only because the minimum has to be one.
Excellent. Just...excellent. Incredible story, excellent gameplay, great writing (I foudn myself laughing out loud at some parts), overall, simply wonderful. The gameplay starts out hard, but gets easier as the game progresses (thanks to well-balanced, but still powerful powerups). The final boss was hard as hell til I realized to use the Zero-Writes to weaken it. Overall truly epic. 5/5
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