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DuckLife 4

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Feb. 22, 2012

Rating: 4

Whoever thought that they could train their ducks by tossing them in holes and throwing rocks at them is a genius.

Mardi Gras Mayhem

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Feb. 21, 2012

Rating: 14

What? You mean I DON'T win for collecting the pizza? Name one situation where not collecting pizza would benefit you.

Don't Shit Your Pants

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Nov. 21, 2011

Rating: 4010

How is this game NOT educational? I just learned how to shit properly.

Freeway Fury 2

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Nov. 20, 2011

Rating: 10

Did I really just steal a school bus?

Pingy the Ping Idle RPG

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Oct. 28, 2011

Rating: 3

Anyone else actually watch the movie?

Papa's Freezeria

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Aug. 11, 2011

Rating: 2

Once I saw that girls first order, I thought to myself, "You fat b***h."

You Have No Legs

Play You Have No Legs

Aug. 04, 2011

Rating: 2

So what gave him the idea of flying around on his hands instead of a wheelchair? I mean, I'd rather not smash my face on the floor when I could be wheeling around.

Arcane

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Aug. 03, 2011

Rating: 2

I don't believe my teammates are as smart as my opponents. My enemies don't focus on killing each other.

Rubble Trouble New York

Play Rubble Trouble New York

Aug. 01, 2011

Rating: 7

So, you can fall 40 stories up and walk away, but if I nudge you barely with a block you die?

MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

Play MARDEK RPG: Chapter 2

Aug. 01, 2011

Rating: 52

Deugan, please don't get into my bed every time you wake me up. It's a bit odd.

YouKongregate

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Jul. 29, 2011

Rating: 8

I rated 5/5 when Flight of the Conchords, Hiphopopatamus vs. Rhymenoceros was the very first thing that came up.

You are a... The Sequel

Play You are a... The Sequel

Jul. 26, 2011

Rating: 0

You are Jesus Christ the marked pedo destined ro have sex with all two bears. I feel awesome.

Captain Crash

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Jul. 26, 2011

Rating: 1

Honestly, I didn't like the game. But I rated it 5/5 for the awesome intro, which I replayed multiple times.

Sieger: Level Pack

Play Sieger: Level Pack

Jul. 23, 2011

Rating: 9

"We have constructed the perfect castle! Nobody shall break it with corpses, rocks, or bombs!" Sir, what do we do with these explosives?" "Oh, just stuff em in a corner. They wont harm us."

Trickochet

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Jul. 20, 2011

Rating: 7

So people complain that this doesn't make sense, but games where a monkey stands on a floating platform, throwing darts at balloons do?

Infectonator : World Dominator

Play Infectonator : World Dominator

Jul. 19, 2011

Rating: 4

So wait, how does that one man I miss populate an entire village or town?

Castaway 2

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Jul. 17, 2011

Rating: 6

Is anyone else as amused as I am by using shield slam as soon as the Eye Guys fly into me?

Wasted Youth, Part 1

Play Wasted Youth, Part 1

Jul. 06, 2011

Rating: -3

Did anyone else notice that theres a penis-shaped trophy in the trophy case by the cafeteria?

Desert Rifle 2

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Jul. 06, 2011

Rating: 11

Only real shotguns have optical zooms and laser sights.

Racing Comrade!

Play Racing Comrade!

Jun. 30, 2011

Rating: -1

In Soviet Russia, race wins YOU!!

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