If the tutorial takes more than 10 min, you're doing something wrong. I'm sure this is an excellent game under the layers of shit piled onto you from day one, but I never made it through the tutorial to find out. 1/5
This game is so close to perfect that it hurts to see the glaringly painful flaw. Why the hell can I only move 5 troops at a time? IRL, how many soldiers I move on the front line has ABSOLOUTLY NO EFFECT on the tanks back at the capitol. If each unit could move, this game would be perfect. as is, its just sad. sad to see something so close to greatness fall short from a flaw that should have been fixed at alpha testing
I got to 250 miles without the flight upgrade and thought i was going to make it. I got really pissed when you just threw an endless swamp that you have to fly over. Seriously? You mean I have to make this run twice more to save up the $$ to fly over a swamp? The game was great up until that part, but that's just too big of a dick move to take. 2/5
is it just me, or is the only thing in the daily reward chests worth having the "Idol of the devoted". The lesser rewards include sentinel pieces (which I have shitons of. how do i sell them?), laughably small amounts of gold (500=1 battle) and the same dark magic attack... 3 times. (Gallaba's bite, if you care.) That in itself is horrible, but worse is that I only have 1 gallaba's bite in my collection. The cards aren't even making it into the bin. Fix this PLEASE!!! The Kasan Idols at the end of the week are a great idea, but i'd like to have something else worth having also.
Gotta love sudoku. There are several variants of this classic game but I haven't seen this one before. You should sell it in puzzle books along with all the rest
This game is ridiculous. The Heroes are ALL the exact same, the enemies are weak pansies, and I bought the pulse rifle after using my pistol to farm the first boss. Absolutely no difficulty, which got boring and repetitive quickly. 2/5
This is a great new spin on a classic style of game, artfully done with good music tied into a strong leveling system and worldwide improvement (the shops) well done. 5/5
Interesting and funny game, but it just held no appeal for me. It feels like an arcade game and It lost my attention after five minutes. Well done, the hard work since the first is evident, but its just not a good game to begin with. 3/5
There have been several of these games, and I just can't see what people like in them. the fighting style feels blocky and slow when there's and enemy right in front of me, and I can't hit him because he's inside my attack arc. As always with these games, I feel like just a little bit of polish and smoothing could make it into something fantastic, but as it is, its just a colorless side scroller with a sticky, unintuitive combat system. The music is the only thing that saved this game from total disgrace. 2/5
How the hell do you beat this game? I did my level best and only got to 139 feet away. Also, I agree with all the other comments. this game makes NO SENSE!!!. 2/5 for a lot of nonsensicle things, but where the hell is the $$ coming from? And who cares about money AFTER THE APOCOLYPSE??!?!?!?
When I saw epic war 5, my knee-jerk was to favorite and 5 star, b/c the epic war series has been just that. Epic. This game was a let down for me, and the "strategy" was reduced to hide your hero in the back, charge with all units, then minimize the window and do something else. In EW4, you had to use some strategy (I.E. use invincibility to beat the super bombs and death goblin, revenge waves, castles, ect). This game was nothing but a grind fest, and when you spend more time doing something else in a different window than actually playing the game, you know that something is SERIOUSLY wrong. Bring back the EW4 style of upgrades and bases.
This game is fun as hell, but it gets kind of samey and repetitive. after you build a suitable barricade of turrets so the Creeper can't get to you, just slowly spam reactors until you win. Great concept, and refreshing after the endless TD clones, but I wish that you could skip the beginning 8 levels so that the more skilled among us (I.E. those of us who played the first creeper) can skip to the hard, fun, challenging stuff and get the medal.
I agree. The UZI is shit WORTHLESS, and the pistol is better in every way except for the carpel-tunnel-developing spam twitch you use for it. Wish I hadn't bought the UZI, but I did, and now I can't progress unless I grind the older levels. 3/5
Great 5/5 game, but i have one Comment. PLEASE!!! if/when you make a sequel to this game, ADD A SCORE BAR!!!! I beat the last boss on freeplay 5 times, constantly wondering if i had enough score for the badge, untill I finally risked it and kileld myself, to learn that I'd gotten around 60K and wasted half an hour. Other than that, superb game.
The game is great, but the depot pathing needs some work. Aside from just screaming about how often it gets glitched, I actually have an idea to help (some) make the depot's range path only, instead of free. What I mean is, don't allow a depot to be built on the other side of a river that you have to cross half the map to get to. do the same thing regarding "nearest" depot. A Depot 3 spaces away across the same river is much farther than one 5 spaces down the road, but the sprites walk for 5 min to reach the depot across the river.
Pathing is already a lot better in the current SC2 build. But I will definitely take pathing into account for placement. I'm revamping how the supply network is implemented more generally. I like the basic idea of supply networks, but it is tricky to make sure that they have interesting trade-offs.
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Pathing is already a lot better in the current SC2 build. But I will definitely take pathing into account for placement. I'm revamping how the supply network is implemented more generally. I like the basic idea of supply networks, but it is tricky to make sure that they have interesting trade-offs.