Lesbian space cowgirl? I now know my future profession. Seriously. Very few games with female protagonists, even fewer with queer female protagonists, and even fewer with portrayals of queer female protagonists that aren't horrendously offensive. Merci infiniment d'avoir créé un jeu tellement magnifique!
Wow. Even ignoring the hideously sexist premise of this game, do you really expect us to believe that a princess would do her own cleaning? This game would be much better if Sofia had a fit young manservant to take care of the cleaning for her.
Are you that depressed, Monstruba? I would recommend talking to someone about it instead of publishing a pseudogame on Kongregate. There is help out there.
You know, girls, I read the description, and I'm still not sure: is this game for girls? This dress-up game for girls is just what girls want, namely to imagine standing perfectly still and expressionless while being dressed by an anonymous all-powerful entity. Thanks, but no thanks. This girl is going to go play a real game.
I like the idea, but first-person platformers are perilously difficult. Trying to jump to a moving platform over a lake of fire is extremely difficult if I have no sense of scale or distance. And if I fail, then I have to restart the entire level. Very frustrating.
There's no way to exit the game or save progress either, is there? Numbered stages might be helpful, particularly if we can exit and try a stage later. For instance, if I pass the first two levels, I should be able to exit to the main menu from the third level and be able to come back another day and start at the third level instead of from the beginning.
In short, I love the concept, but the implementation yet leaves much to be desired. Keep at it and this will have the potential to be very entertaining. ¡Buena suerte!
What makes me sad is knowing that there are people who will, in real life, say some of the callous, insensitive things that make a suicidal person feel more isolated, despondent, and hopeless, all the while thinking that they're helping. "Snap out of it!" is not an effective therapeutic instruction to a suicidal patient.
I didn't find the snail the first time because I was scared of pointy fingers. Sometimes, fear is your friend. Also… I wonder if it makes a difference if I pass the last level while the buzz saws are still ghosted. I can't seem to get them to be ghosted again.
This game has taught me that science is awesome, but that life is nasty, brutish, and short. Eventually, I just decided to put my character out of her misery, because that was the humane thing to do.
The WASD controls for spin really need to work properly. Whenever I press S, it centres the crosshair, but I can't find a key other than the down arrow to create backspin. My mouse-wielding right hand will thank you should this be fixed.
With a team maxed out on accuracy, the precision strategy is completely unnecessary, because every shot they take makes the opposing goalkeeper cry. The only decision left is whether to use offence or defence to gain the best chance of outshooting the opponent.
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