Haha spitwads, those were the good old days... The game gets a bit too repetetive. It would be cool if you could dodge the wads or at least move in between turns to mess up the opponents angle. 3/5
For a first game, I find it pretty good. I mean, if you look at some other people's first, second, third, "games" it actually great. Not very original and it gets boring pretty fast. Try making different enemy types, power ups, non destroyable obstacles on your next effort =) Im still rating this 3/5
If this is your first game, then its pretty good. You could have spent an hour or two adding details to the platforms to make the game a little bit more professional. Only true downside is having to start all over if you fall off a platform.