Xomyth's Comments

i love how im digging in the exact place there are no treasure chests.

indie mode crashes my game.

needs a decrease heart rate upgrade.

i feel kinda bad, setting him on fire after punching him and blowing him up inside a gravity vortex. and still has to be alive, and feel pain.

at the ned of the game where it says "play more games GAME MELON" the game is still going on in the background. try swinging the mouse around. youll hear the piggy bank being broken.

i painted my pig gold. now its full of watermelons. seems legit.

if you beat the game in expert, you dont get the "complete game in normal" achievement :P

restraining orders. achievement on a piece of paper.

you want your lawn to grow up faster, so you add some fertiliser, a sprinkler, poison, an automated sentry gun, an overclocked electric fence and murder everything with a WAY overclocked lawnmower with upgraded blades.

i got 4 dollars. TO SPAAAAAAACEEE!

finally completed the game. who knew wheels were so OP

"we can give you another student if you want, that will be 852 quadrillion dollars please."

ok now im eating the sun.

cant hear anything without thinking of glados's voice.

would be nice if you could have results for commands that dont work such as: command: go back result: the door you entered through has disappeared

says you need to circle the mushrooms. not the whole mushroom. as long as you are touching it, it counts as a whole circle.

was eating neutrinos. then silk. then some other stuff then rhode island. then the moon.

that moment when you're larger than the distance you travelled.

your a worm. (with 3 hats) you are about 3 inches long (according to real life) and you have travelled about 0 inches. congrats

hang on, if your supposed to put your pet in a can, why does the title says can your pet with a question mark at the end?