If you're reading this, please set some kind of reminder to come to room #01 on the 15th of december at 1PM UTC/GMT so that the game will actually have some players. I'll be there until 2PM. With enough players words will be easy. (Also maybe message me so I know about how many people will be there). This is not related to the developer, I just want to be able to actually play. :)
After playing the game, I replayed the game and always chose the hard way when there was a choice, to see if there was a "good ending". There wasn't. Finding the harder solutions to the "choice" puzzles was fun, but I'm disappointed that the ending doesn't change except for differently listing your choices because your choices were different. Other than that, the game is amazing and clever and I really enjoyed it. 5/5
I really like this game, but I'm going to give it 1/5 because I don't have an iWhatever, and I'm annoyed, angry, and irritated that you can't just put the full version on here, and that I waited so long just for a prototype.
I've created a system to try and make sure that the best derps become the king and queen. If all of their numbers are green or white, they are unarguably the best one. If the level difference is enough to cancel out the biggest red (1 skill per level) and make it positive, then I think it is better because at some point it will reach a level where it's a green+white comparison, but that level will be smaller so its level will grow faster. Otherwise, you have to choose which skill you want the most.
(Continuing from my previous comment) THE SCOREBOARD CONFIRMS EVERYTHING THAT I HAVE SAID! NO-ONE HAS COMPLETED THIS GAME FOR A WEEK! AND THERE'S ONLY ABOUT A PAGE OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE COMPLETED THIS GAME IN THE "All Time" TAB. AND THAT'S FOR EASY! ONLY 3 PEOPLE HAVE DONE IT IN MEDIUM! ONLY ONE PERSON DID IT IN HARD! AND NO-ONE HAS GOT TO THE SECOND UPGRADE IN IMPOSSIBLE! THAT'S HOW HARD THIS GAME IS!
(Continuing from my previous comment) AND I'M NOT EVEN DONE! 4. Shooting enemies. If you shoot an enemy, it shouldn't just stop moving for half a second. It should be possible to kill them. NOW AM I DONE? NO! BECAUSE 4+1/2. HOW CAN ENEMIES KILL YOU IF THEY ARE FROZEN!? THAT MAKES NO SENSE AT ALL! AND 5. THE PLAYER IS SO SLOW FOR A LARGE PERIOD OF THE GAME, AND THE SPEED UPGRADE DOES ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP THAT! SO NOW AM I DONE!? NOPE! STILL TWO MORE THINGS! 6. WHEN YOU GET THE FIRST WALL-JUMPING UPGRADE, IT SHOULD TELL YOU THAT YOU CAN ONLY JUMP ONCE. AND I'M STILL NOT DONE! 7. THE WALL-JUMPING IS NOT EXPLAINED AT ALL IN-GAME! IT DOESN'T EVEN SAY THAT IT'S WALL-JUMPING! IT JUST SAYS "You feel bouncy" OR SOMETHING, WHICH TELLS THE PLAYER NOTHING!
1/5. This is probably one of the worst games I have ever played, here's why: 1. The controls. The high jump is really hard to do in a short amount of time. Also, you shouldn't have to hold the up key to stay stuck to the ceiling. If you want the game to be playable, change it so that if you are holding up when you touch the ceiling, you will remain on the ceiling until you release the up key AND press it again. 2. Where you're supposed to go. Often, it becomes REALLY unclear where you're supposed to go. This is made worse by: 3. The difficulty of the actual challenges. These challenges are nearly IMPOSSIBLE to do. AND THAT'S IGNORING THE CONTROLS THAT WOULD ONLY BE REASONABLE IF THEY WERE MEANT TO MAKE THE GAME HARDER! I WOULD RATE THIS LOWER THAN 1/5 IF I COULD! AND THAT'S JUST EASY MODE! I TESTED IT, AND IN IMPOSSIBLE MODE YOU HAVE TO START OVER IF YOU DIE! HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? THAT'S PROBABLY ONE OF THE HARDEST GAMES IN THE ENTIRE WORLD!HOW COULD YOU EXPECT ANYONE TO DO THAT!?
Tetris'd logic:
You can roll through vertical squiggly blocks and upside-down L blocks.
You are more likely to die from rolling into a large vertical wall than you are to die from rolling through a falling block to escape a square box that you are trapped in.
Some pieces can land with part of them hanging off the end of the starting platform.
I'm a billionaire...
I kill monsters in unexplored pyramids for fun...
It's so stressful...
I want to go home...
But I can't...
*sigh*
Guess I'll just go fishing...
*10 minutes later*
OMFG I JUST GOT A LEVEL 9001 FISH!
*2 seconds later*
IM RICH! IM RICH!
...
but i'm still homeless...
*sits down and cries*
Moooooo...
At least the cows like me...
Mooooooooo...
Weather forcast for today:
A fiery ragestorm of anger and hate
Nobody thought it could happen...
until i got to level 8.
And yes, this did just turn into a poem.
And no, I'm not a pokemon from Hoenn.
And I know those don't actually rhyme
But I dont have the time
to rhyme
even for a dime
I'll give you a lemon
for a lime
But I don't have the time
to rhyme
But seriously, level 8 is too hard.
I'm at Strongs Isle, and I have no way of progressing because I don't have an obsidian soldier and there's no way to go back to somewhere where I can make one!
I think I'm being attacked by a heat wizard. The heat in my reactor always switches to some amount of heat, and then back to 31.899. Removing heat changes 1 number, but not 31.899. I have fans running, but no power cells. One of my fans overheated, but guess what? Still 31.899 half the time. I put the fan back. Instantly breaks. Still 31.899. But then suddenly it stops as I'm writing this comment. Put some cells in the same place, fix my fans, and boom. Starts again. Still 31.899.
Serious note:
I think this is happening because my heat exchangers are carrying heat from an outlet to an inlet. But there are fans! Its a bit weird.
I have a computer, and tried to go to the arena, but got the "you dont have a computer" message.
if (playerHasComputer && playerCanUseArena == false) {
player = "sad";
}
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