ableim's Comments

similar to masturbating.

Simple and straightforward, but still interesting. quite good for a flash game, although I would appreciate a larger party and the ability to customize other members.

you really need to make it so some of the things that pop out of the sewers are strong enough to survive a bayonet hit... otherwise a guy with a bayonet in a defensive stance will never even get touched by them.

this probably has the best upgrade price scaling in any game where upgrading is the point. it makes sure that every round you play gives you something new you didn't have before, making it stay interesting despite its simplicity. Mad props.

why don't I get to destroy? :(

too much grinding...

man, this is a shitty game.

is this even... a game?

too easy... :/

5/5 for "start muted" button.

Onnly complaint: too much dialogue between each level. I'd prefer if it were cut up into shorter pieces :P

I would like it if bombs actually did something other than minimal damage on the levels where it's just the boss flailing around, like maybe froze him or something. still, 5/5

if this had better controls I might like it as is, I can't play it. it's just too awkward, more of a typing tutor than a music game.

not actually fun.

"There's a guy on a pogo stick attacking people! What should we do?" "Carpet bomb the streets."

terrible terrible tutorial. I didn't get it and it didn't really seem like it had enough potential to justify feeling my way through the game.

So many people are racist against... whatever he is.

Does anyone else find the unlock system a bit odd? "Man, I just had a dream about zombies and I had a rocket launcher and a flamethrower. Hey, I found a rocket launcher and a flamethrower! Oh crap, zombies!"

the irony about the zombie apocalypse is that the most dangerous thing to our health is the only thing that will save us: the ability to eat fast food extremely quickly.

...actually quite well-done.