ableim's Comments

how is this a game? I just don't get it. I... why?

the weird thing is it gets easer as you go higher in level...

The problem with this game is that it isn't actually fun until the very end. Why did you even make such a boring running minigame for the first 2 levels?

reaction at ~800 and speed at 1000: finish a 100m dask before the 5th place racer even gets off the block. I have trained you well, lumpington.

props to the developers for actually listening to feedback and actually making a fun game

I find only one issue with this game: a mentally-disabled gopher could win it. It's like the game is masturbating and getting turned on by the fact I'm watching it. But I'm sure as hell not actually contributing anything to finishing the game. which is creepy.

I really wish I could re-spec, because each level requires different strategy, but you're not actually allowed to use more than one strategy until you've spent half of your life grinding. This is not okay.

while this is a simple game, unlike most games I see on the front page it actually attempts to be fun instead of being like "you like grinding, right? I HOPE SO!"

I have one issue with this game: the training sessions aren't actually fun until stage 3, and by that time the game is almost done. Also, coins are useless after about halfway through the game. could you at least give us something to do with them instead of distract us during training?

yyyyeaaaah... I don't think this actually counts as a game...

Is your life cluttered with all of that pesky sanity and devoid of nyans and poptart cats? There's no need to be ashamed. It happens to the best of us. But the good news is... it gets better.

not actually fun. 1/5

it's always a sad day when a game is made and it forgets that it's supposed to be fun.

I found one problem: it's not actually fun.

I played through hard mode on my first time playing and my hero never took damage... maybe a little more difficulty?

Wishlist: -Endgame stage where you can fight player/very difficult random armies instead of retiring -More unit customization than just spamming "re-roll" -A notification of what retiring and going rogue actually does in a gameplay setting -yup, that's about it. 5/5

I was doing well in the 101, then the screen flashed @!*&%$ and my gold disappeared. Or more accurately, became NoN.

*le gets 1 million dollars* Yay! I can get super upgrade! Wait, wha? FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

so... the mute function doesn't work and the music is really obnoxious after about 3 seconds... so I played for about ten seconds.

*destroys boss* The enemy ship is now DIAMONDS. I'm on a horse.