Soldier to Leader: Sir! I've been assigned to escort you to the McNoodles to try to recruit some survivors!
Leader: Great! It definenetly will get messy in there while we run away with the survivors.
Soldier: No problem sir! I'll shoot any zombie that comes our wa-
Leader: WHAT? SHOOT A ZOMBIE ON A RECRUITMENT MISSION? ARE YOU STUPID??!
Soldier: But...sir...
Leader: You are NOT to shoot ANYTHING. ANYTHING!!!!
Soldier: But what if they try to-
Leader: ANYTHING!!!!!!
considering the fact that a small force of greenjackets can wipe out the entire attacking force before they can even reach your buildings, I think its safe to say that they need a little fixing.
I think most people can relate to some of these deaths.
1. Chasing a baby clutter to the edge of the screen only to get ambushed by a biter/meltie/whatever
2. Trying to run away from an oozle while stuck in sticky goo
3. Trying to run away from a sharp while stuck in sticky goo
4. Swinging at a meltie and watching it splatter in your direction
5. Using your teleport only to find an oozle sitting on the telepad
6. Eaten by a fuzzle just to watch the awsome death sequence
7. Swinging too early at a leaping biter
8. Swinging at a torchie the first time you see it
9. Swatting at a gray only to watch a nearby gloople turn it into void eater. run run run
10. Dying by something stupid when ur JUST about to finish the big nest. I never saw razor queen =[