Main Goomi number 1: "Okay, so he used the ring's ropes to sling himself into our champion, used rocket-powered underpants to bounce on our citizens and steal their money, AND use their belongings to continue his reign of terror. Any way to counter this?"
Main Goomi number two: "Yea, let's make the ropes more slingy, our citizens more rich and bouncy, AND carry more stuffs! It's FOOLPROOF!"
After seeing the elephant with a saddle running in a hamster wheel, I knew it'd be weird, but a bird laying an egg bigger than herself makes it alll worthwhile.