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Aether

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Sep. 11, 2008

Rating: 0

Artsy, strange and interesting... some of the stuff was weird though, like the kid who says he's going to blow up his planet one day. XD Just wondering... how come when you solve the puzzles and make the planets colorful and happy, the inhabitants of the planets are still gray and unhappy(or creepy)?

Escape from Crystal Lake

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Sep. 10, 2008

Rating: 0

I agree, it was pretty hilarious watching Jason doing his little dance. Hard to take a supernatural horror seriously when he's shimmying and shaking all over like that... X3 Good game though!

servant

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Sep. 06, 2008

Rating: 0

Wtf, what happened to my line formatting D:

servant

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Sep. 06, 2008

Rating: 0

Yay, I won Interesting game XD

Dad n Me ( Kongregate Addition )

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Aug. 25, 2008

Rating: 0

SakuraZ is "the main creator"? Um, no. She's just some person who uploaded it on Nonoba. The game was programmed by Tom Fulp with art by Synj. Unless you have permission from THEM, it's stolen.

Sift Heads

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Aug. 25, 2008

Rating: 0

Retains health count between levels... so if you do bad on the second, it's impossible to win the third... and if you die and return to the menu, you die as soon as you enter any level. 2/5 for major glitches and lag.

How to make chocolate chip cookies

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Aug. 25, 2008

Rating: 0

I think I'm doing something wrong... I wasn't sure how to "click on the contents" of my bowl, so I took a guess and just kind of poked them with my index finger a lot... it didn't turn into a tray of cookies for some reason. It still looks like a bowl of random ingredients. Should I still put it in the oven?

The Necronomicon

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Aug. 24, 2008

Rating: 0

Oh, that was my message right down there. So yeah. Leave him alone, Gruzbe.

The Necronomicon

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Aug. 24, 2008

Rating: 0

I messaged the author on Newgrounds and he said that yes, this is really him. So don't be calling it stolen or crap like that. :p

Runescape

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Aug. 22, 2008

Rating: 0

All I'm going to say is, under normal circumstances there's no way this would still be on front page now. Even if it were a 4.0 game, it would've been pushed off by now to make room for REAL "Hot New Games". I'm guessing Jagex is paying Kong a crapload of money to keep it visible or something.

Shadez

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Aug. 22, 2008

Rating: 0

Stupid Dumbass Dude! You've just completed the Upload The Most Obviously Stolen Game Possible achievement in Kongregate and won the Stupid Dumbass badge and a permanent ban!

Retro Assault

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Aug. 21, 2008

Rating: 0

Pretty fun little game, kinda reminds me of Geometry Wars. It needs some tweaking though... at about wave 8 or so the screen gets so full of enemies that the whole game slows down, making it a lot easier to dodge and survive to the next level. And then the next level it will get even more full of enemies and go even slower, until finally around wave 10 you get around 3fps even with all the settings at their lowest. Good for racking up unbelievably high scores like I did, but not too fun after a few minutes of slogging through it. Also, I think "Spread Fire" is generally supposed to give you extra bullets per shot that fan out in front of you, not just be a thing that makes your shots less accurate and therefore have a slightly wider hit area. Might want to change that.

Achilles

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Aug. 19, 2008

Rating: 0

Okay, for anybody going for hard badge, THE DESCRIPTION LIES! >:( I tried it again and beat the boss, and it did give me the badge this time, so don't go letting yourself get killed! It's a trap! >:|

Achilles

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Aug. 19, 2008

Rating: 0

....So I get all the way through and die on the final boss, like the badge description tells me to do, and I get no badge. Great.

Pile Of Balls

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Aug. 17, 2008

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Don't mind me, I'm just here to laugh at the title of the game.

Solar Chiefs

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Aug. 17, 2008

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If anybody's having problems figuring out what to do, I made a guide in the "Games" forum... it's got actual gameplay instructions and the startings of a weapon details list.

Solar Chiefs

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Aug. 16, 2008

Rating: 0

Thacannon - That's why ranking up is based a lot more on plays than wins, I assume. That way even if you get owned by a bunch of higher levels, it will still let you level up to a point that you can actually start winning.

Binary Nightmare

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Aug. 14, 2008

Rating: 0

Has absolutely nothing to do with binary, and besides that, it just plain sucks.

Clear Vision Elite

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Aug. 14, 2008

Rating: 0

Lol, now that it's on the front page under Hot New Games you should probably change the description, since it shows up alongside the game. Right now it's not very descriptive, heh.

Runescape

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Aug. 13, 2008

Rating: 0

Furybane10 claims to have 9 other accounts... then Furybane9 appears... then Furybane8... HMMMM, I WONDER WHAT THE NAMES OF HIS OTHER SEVEN ACCOUNTS ARE. Seriously dude. They're just going to ban Furybane1 through Furybane8 and blow your "lol I have 10 lives" plan right out of the water.

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