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Burrito Bison Revenge

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May. 25, 2015

Rating: 1

( I meant to say, "What is this guy thinking?" )

Burrito Bison Revenge

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May. 25, 2015

Rating: 0

Here's the way I see it: he crashes through those doors to get through them, when there is doorknobs on them. Then, instead of racking up a high hospital bill by crashing into the safe, he can simply turn the wheel. So, basically what this guy is doing is destroying everything for no reason instead of simply opening the big doors. What is this guy doing?

Bloons TD 5

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May. 21, 2015

Rating: -1

Ooh, the real Monkey Kingdom is probably going to sue ninja kiwi for this if they didn't ask permission.

Burrito Bison Revenge

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May. 18, 2015

Rating: 2

I don't understand, that, if he doesn't make it on his launch and hits the ground, he goes back, EVEN if he wants to travel all the way to the Whipped Mountains to get his wallet back. What a lazyhead.

Burrito Bison Revenge

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May. 16, 2015

Rating: 0

Oh wait... now I know: When the gummy bears saw that the 200 pound luchador sped towards it and didn't make it, they all decided they needed to turn the hell around.

Gun Mayhem 2:More Mayhem

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May. 12, 2015

Rating: 1

How on Earth did they possibly get to those battle platforms?

Mutilate-a-Doll 2

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May. 12, 2015

Rating: 3

Don't let illuminati fans play this game, because once they see that triangle, you'll hear: "MUTILATE-A-DOLL 2 IS ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED!!!"

Burrito Bison Revenge

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May. 11, 2015

Rating: 1

Where are the gummy bears at the exit doors if that's what they're running toward?

Dojo of Death

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May. 11, 2015

Rating: -14

Do they want to kill you just because of the cookies in your pocket? Hungry, angry ninjas are killing away... I don't want to feed them anyway...

Dojo of Death

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May. 11, 2015

Rating: -12

What if they just want to kill you because they want the cookies in your pocket?

Tug the Table

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May. 11, 2015

Rating: 1

Tug it, tug it, tug that plank there.

Bloons TD 5

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May. 11, 2015

Rating: -2

My question is, who is the one mass-producing balloons to scare away monkeys?

Burrito Bison Revenge

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May. 11, 2015

Rating: -4

I'm flagging my comments for private reasons.

Burrito Bison Revenge

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May. 11, 2015

Rating: 0

Where does he get those rockets in the Rocket Slam if he doesn't have pockets?

Burrito Bison Revenge

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May. 11, 2015

Rating: -4

This dude is so mad, he steps on gummy bears and triens to wrestle cookies and utants

Doodle God Blitz

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May. 10, 2015

Rating: -1

How can I be a god if I'm not a god and I have to be a god?

Burrito Bison Revenge

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May. 10, 2015

Rating: -6

When I said nuke the Chinese, I meant put the take-out in the microwave!!! >:(

Soccer Physics

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May. 10, 2015

Rating: -4

Hold on a sec, who put my dad in the game?

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