This is not fair, I made an easy match and i got a score of 63-0, but my score didn`t showed up on the leaderbord! In the same match I won the second badge, and the throwing distance was recoded , but my score of 63 wasn`t !!!!!!! And I didn`t took a screenshot! This is not fair!
if what I do in this game would ever affect any turtle, after only one level, the only thing left from the poor animal would be just a small piecee of burnt, bullet-filled, alien fu**-ed, radioactive shell, which can travel with twice the speed of light. I don`t even want to imagine what would be if I would have the score that hacker in the first place has.
aliens are allied with zombies, humans with robots. In the human campaign you play succesively as a human or robot, and in alien campaign you play as the alien, and sometimes the zombie, and even sergeant johnson zombified.
my allies have rocket lanchers and shoot upwards like lagging noobss while the enemy is in a very easy-to-be-killed place. They start shooting after they have the grnade on their head, and die in one hir, while the enemy snipes and even pistoles them from the other corner of the map and needs to be shot 3 times with the rocket lancher to die. And they say the friendly and enemy AI is balaced.
People, this game DOESN`T HAVE KONGREGATE API, so it can`t have badges. Only games with Kongregate API can have badges, and this one doesn`t. It has the required score, BUT IT DOESNT HAVE KONG API so it will never have badges.
User: I like french fries. ALICE: What`s not to like about them? User: their color. ALICE: i heard they have a nice color. User: What color? ALICE: blue. User: french fries can`t be blue! ALICE:I don`t care for the sound of French.
User: What is a penis? ALICE: you tell me.
or something else; User: What is a vagina? ALICE: are you testing me? User: No. ALICE: I can`t believe it. User: Me neither. ALICE: you can say that again.
For all you whining about the game not being casual, it is just a joke, there is a site. CasualGameplay, wich this game`s creator owns. So, CasualGameplay Escape. Capische?
220.000 plays ( 219.000 just because of the badge) and only 1200 guys favorited it. These guys are complete retards. I think these guys are less than 13 years old and should be banned from Kongregate.
I won the badges in a strange order: first, I broke Jawbreaker`s jaw, then crushed 100 gunnies, then escaped candyland and I am still working on the sweet impacts
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