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Zilch

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Apr. 10, 2012

Rating: 2

*thinking to myself* wtf is with that Medium badge?... who would be that risky?... Is Kongregate just awarding you for playing poorly for a long time?... That's the worst... 5 ONES 8,000 points! oh god that feels good!

Cuboy: Cubeture 2

Play Cuboy: Cubeture 2

Jan. 27, 2012

Rating: 1

Ah, zoomed in and saw it was a MAGICAL door.... huh

Cuboy: Cubeture 2

Play Cuboy: Cubeture 2

Jan. 27, 2012

Rating: 0

I think the sign above the door to the palace says "Stay back theives or our suicidal door will kick the crap out of you." I very much enjoyed this.

SOPA/PIPA

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Jan. 20, 2012

Rating: -16

Canadian here~ Yah, you guys are kinda being retarded. Like China retarded. Also this game is quite crappy. Damn that was quite the ear rape.

Scriball

Play Scriball

Jan. 17, 2012

Rating: 2

Finished it over a span of a number of days. I'm done. I'm done I'm done I'm done. frakn' done. My table has taken many pounds of mah fist in the process, but I'm done.

Scriball

Play Scriball

Jan. 11, 2012

Rating: 0

I never thought I'd say this, but I hate my momma's colon!

Coinbox Hero

Play Coinbox Hero

Dec. 31, 2011

Rating: 2

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

Legend of the Void

Play Legend of the Void

Dec. 14, 2011

Rating: -3

gg

Four Second Frenzy

Play Four Second Frenzy

Nov. 19, 2011

Rating: 2

It's not about "just shooting the eyes." When you shoot one eye, the flashing number either goes up or down. One eye does each. This changes after every 4 second game. What I did was remember what number I had before the game, and after the game, you're usually able to fire a couple shots at one eye. If the value went up, I shot the other eye, and when it went down, I shot the same eye. Once he settles down, you have a bit of time to fire away at the correct eye. Most boss fights last about 5 or less games.(after beating the 8 teeth games ofcourse) Plus is you found this useful.

Lab of the Dead

Play Lab of the Dead

Nov. 14, 2011

Rating: -8

Oh my GOD! What a good ending!!!!! Mabie it's cus this game took what feels like 3 hours of incredibly repititious clicking.... but I think I feel the same as the scientest in the end D:!!!!!!

Realm of the Mad God

Play Realm of the Mad God

Nov. 06, 2011

Rating: -10

The dev is kinda raping the score boards

Reincarnation: The Final Happy Hour

Play Reincarnation:  The Final Happy Hour

Nov. 05, 2011

Rating: -23

I dont see a point in getting mr drunk his food, water, and meds

The Legend of the Golden Robot

Play The Legend of the Golden Robot

Oct. 30, 2011

Rating: -5

I BEAT THE SNAKE KING AND DIDNT END THE DAY>.<!!!! I died, and now I'll never get the whale thing! NEVER!

WarLight

Play WarLight

Oct. 27, 2011

Rating: 2

every time an army is destroyed, a train makes a squeeking sound :P Terrific game. 5/5 hands down.

Scream-A-Sutra

Play Scream-A-Sutra

Oct. 25, 2011

Rating: 15

I think the age verification needs to be updated. 19 year olds are apparently too young to yell into the mic :3

Straw Hat Samurai

Play Straw Hat Samurai

Oct. 20, 2011

Rating: 1

CasterFreakz try'd to give helpful advice. Shatner was complaining about the game. Caster got a -5 rating, but Shatner got +3..... what is wrong with Kongregate players -.-

Kick Out Bieber

Play Kick Out Bieber

Oct. 20, 2011

Rating: 2

Face*

Kick Out Bieber

Play Kick Out Bieber

Oct. 20, 2011

Rating: 1

It helps when you get your bieber all oily and ready to go when you're going to whack young girls on the dace with it...... Oh w8....

Attack of the Heavenly Bats

Play Attack of the Heavenly Bats

Oct. 19, 2011

Rating: 2

beat "no future" mode. I was disapointed with the end cus there was nothing congratulating me for wasting that much time on this game :,( The boss should also spawn more batmans, instead of bats.

Trollface Launch

Play Trollface Launch

Oct. 19, 2011

Rating: 0

dam what newt gingrich loving roody-poo candy-ass made this game >:@ I'm going back to burning the fugkign rope.

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