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Mud and Blood 2

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Dec. 18, 2012

Rating: -7

Not really a fan of the update; the early levels seem much harder, and getting your sh** f***ed on level 5 is just not as fun as getting it f****ed at level 55 when you actually think you're doing alright.

Castaway

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Dec. 23, 2010

Rating: 3

Pets are funny. Who ever thought that your biggest challenge would be protecting a six-foot long scorpion from getting bitten by a bug twice and dying?

Infectonator : World Dominator

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Feb. 27, 2010

Rating: 0

so if you keep playing, the only way to fail to get the "Mad Scientist" award is to win the game. lame.

Defend your Honor!

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Feb. 14, 2010

Rating: 0

I love how the spell-orbs don't actually come out of the elf's wand; if the enemy is south/below him, they come out of his ear, and if they're north/above him, they shoot out of his ass

Battalion: Vengeance

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Feb. 14, 2010

Rating: 0

man, level 4 is dumb. take the most unnecessarily powerful unit in the game, your opponent gets INFINITY of them, you have none, you lose the ability to repair, and, oh yeah, the terrain favors your opponent. NERF SPIDERS, PLEASE.

Bowmaster Prelude

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Feb. 10, 2010

Rating: 0

What is the enemy fortress for? It doesn't shoot at you, you don't win when you kill it...is it just, like, where the bad guys store yard equipment or something?

Pandemic: American Swine

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Feb. 07, 2010

Rating: 0

Once again, an excellent simulation game; only problem is that the bombs are pretty much useless; with the cost of killing off a city that would've died a day later anyway you could vaccinate 7 states

Battalion: Vengeance

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Feb. 02, 2010

Rating: 0

What's with the title screen? A bunch of Northern Federation spidertanks...shooting at each other? the rain? hallucinations?

Sacred Seasons MMORPG

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Jan. 22, 2010

Rating: 0

Only two complaints: one, the "attack" animations are terrible; enemies just kind of tilt towards you to attack you, and two, the levels are too far apart; if you're level 5 and you try a level 6 quest, you get mauled down immediately; if you're a level 5 doing a level 5 quest, it's just kind of boring.

Morningstar

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Jan. 01, 2010

Rating: 0

"red herring" lolz...i like how logical the puzzles are here; in too many of these games you have to combine completely random objects to build things that no one in their right mind would build

Shadowreign RPG

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Jan. 01, 2010

Rating: 0

more great work, though the plot was a lot simpler than Hands of War, and JESUS THAT IS SOME HIDEOUS ARMOR.

Dinowaurs

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Dec. 06, 2009

Rating: 0

"opponent is disconnected" timer is completely broken; it goes into negative numbers

Diepix Arena

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Dec. 03, 2009

Rating: 0

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Ultimate Assassin 2

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Nov. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

hahahaha!: oh blue people, won't you ever learn???

Ultimate Assassin 2

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Nov. 17, 2009

Rating: 0

killing guards wouldn't make the game any easier: their bodies could be discovered, just like VIP bodies. it would just make the game different; perhaps it could be in a few missions in a later sequel?

Alice is Dead - Ep 1

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Nov. 15, 2009

Rating: 0

jammin' music.

The Next Floor

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Nov. 14, 2009

Rating: 0

It doesn't count as a shooter if you can just leave a paperweight sitting on your left mouse button and go and use the bathroom.

B29 Assault

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Nov. 12, 2009

Rating: 0

If I wanted to play an impossibly difficult 2d action game and die, over and over again and again, I'd go on miniclip and play Commando 2.

Crunchball 3000

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Oct. 29, 2009

Rating: 0

133 yard bank-shot goal

Feudalism II

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Oct. 25, 2009

Rating: 0

Whenever you fail to capture a city twice in a row, you automatically capture it anyway, and whenever you lose to a leader, the Achievements count it as a win. This is either an unnecessary and insulting way to make the game easier, or the worst bug of ALL TIME.

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