This game has been on here for the longest time and a mod all ready explained why this game can't have achivements... i just think you guys want achivements for easy points.
for the ppl who complain about the controlls you can use the wasd
w=up a =eft s=down d=right
so your left hand are on the wasd and your left is on j k
j=attack k=jump
not that hard...