My A key is completely unresponsive in this game, I tried using my computer's on-screen keyboard which worked better, but still only worked half the time so I can't really focus on dodging attacks because I'm simultaneously mashing the A key to make up for the lack of response.
I can't play this game for more than 2 seconds without getting a game over, regardless of whether or not I hit any button besides the right one, is this a glitch?
You are free: Jump out the window during the court scene.
You are a horrible person: Jump onto the light and kill the judge during the court scene
You are a bad person: Don't apologize to the crabs at the monument (either choose option 2 at the court scene or option 1 and then just ignore the option to apologize) and head to your girlfriend's house.
You are forgiven: Choose option 1 in the court scene and apologize to the crabs on your way to your girlfriend's house.
You are a good person: Go to your girlfriend's house WITHOUT killing any crabs. (harder than it sounds)
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