"Are you pondering what I'm pondering? Probably not because I'm smarter than you."
Then why do you need me to figure out all this crap? Why can't you just hack the world yourself?
Who's selling him all these weapons out in the middle of a zombie rabbit apocalypse? And where could the money be coming from where he doesn't have to actually walk over them to get it?
Wait. So when you unlock the elemental, the heavens join you? The towns must be under really bad management if the heavens are helping some villain take over.
They're more scared of the exit then they are of the ghost, and they're more scared of the ghost then they are of jumping out a window and killing themselves...
After a couple of minutes of playing this game I said out loud to myself "I don't get it, what's the point of this game"
Then it said "The point is that it's pointless."
OMG I'm so scared all this weird stuff is happening in this house I could get hurt‼ I know, I'll jump out a window and kill myself, no way that could hurt any more than staying here.
Apparently he didn't care about anything but destroying the world. He didn't care about where he was going to go afterwards, what he was going to do, just that the world would be destroyed.
Me: Hey cops, I have a medal that proves I died in a war, so I should be able to get away with less punish time alright?
Cops: Oh you died in a war? Yeah okay.