What a glorious game in patriotism to the Motherland! In a true dutiful manner to the state, I never took the temptations of the Capitalist dog; never did I shy from the watchful eyes of the Officials, for a true Socialist has nothing to hide! I completed this game without the harming my comrades (with the exception of trouncing them in great Soviet debate (taunting)!) and the dirty capitalist Imported Gyms, Imported Shoes, Forged Papers, or the Shiv. Glory to the state!
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