Doctor: The patient has severe head trauma caused my banging his head against the bed during his coma.
Ms. Person: Is that a sign of anything?
Doctor: I don't know, but he was muttering about getting out of an elevator.
Iron man should have foot thrusters instead of jetpack, Jarvis should say "Sir, Power at 0%" when you run out of fuel, Hands should be boosters, and he should have a laser bird shot cannon on his shoulder that kills 1 out of every 2 birds
Irresponsible dad: Son the world is a hard place, to prepare you for that i will eject you from a bike moving 30mph and rip my own arm off in the process