When life gives you coals, don’t make a BBQ pit. Make life take the coals back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn coals, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give The Capitalist coals! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the Coals! I’m gonna get my investors to invent a explosive coal that burns your house down!
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