Bertaut's Comments

Oct. 27, 2012

Rating: 0

Could do ith a speed up option, but apart from that, it's great.

Oct. 17, 2012

Rating: 13

A pay-to-play MMORPG on the front page? That's something ou don't see every single week.

Oct. 12, 2012

Rating: 9

A tedious generic MMORPG on the front page. How unusual!

Aug. 02, 2012

Rating: 0

Very impressive stuff. I look forward to the next update.

Apr. 28, 2012

Rating: 1

Philosopher is not a career. THANK YOU. I'm an academic, and I meet loads of people who when asked what they do or a living say "I'm a Philosopher!" NO. YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE.

Apr. 08, 2012

Rating: 0

Two spelling errors on the loading screen doesn't inspire confidence that this will be a good game.

Nov. 10, 2011

Rating: 14

There seems to be a bug with the "hit me bartender" scene. Sometimes, it doesn't happen.

Oct. 31, 2011

Rating: 3

Might be good if the bar was even half way accurate.

Jul. 28, 2011

Rating: 2

As film adapatations go, this is poor. Where's the dinosaurs? Where's the moment of creation and the end of time? Where's the patriarchial domination? Where's the post millennial angst? Where's the Brad Pitt? Poor. Very poor.

May. 08, 2011

Rating: 17

So my girlfriend started playing this game after I recommended it to her. After a while she said those three little words that all men want to hear, but rarely do..."It's so big."

Apr. 14, 2011

Rating: -1

This game has some of the worst collision detection I've ever seen.

Feb. 08, 2011

Rating: 4

I've never seen so much lag in a game before; you seriously need to sort that out.

Dec. 30, 2010

Rating: 1

Good spin on an old concept, but it needs an upgrade system, and especially a speedup option. Essential in this type of game.

Dec. 13, 2010

Rating: 1

So a couple of people on the high score list completed the game in one day? Wow, they didn't cheat or anything.

Dec. 01, 2010

Rating: 1

Superb game, very well thought out, very well executed. Combines some of the best features of several excellent games into a unique package. I love it.

Nov. 30, 2010

Rating: 2

Could very well be the best point and click on here. Right up there with Morning Star and Hetherdale.

Nov. 29, 2010

Rating: 1

Very solid point & click. I really liked it

Nov. 26, 2010

Rating: 2

How in the name of God does this game not a) have a higher score and b) badges. It's an awesome game, brilliantly executed.

Nov. 18, 2010

Rating: 3

Exceptional work all round. My kudo to everyone who worked on this game. You've made something amazing here, you should be genuinely proud

Nov. 18, 2010

Rating: 7

And the story, I was genuinely shocked at what happens with Rodolph at the end of Part III, really really makes me look forward to Part IV. And the plethora of secrets as well. Amazing. It's a complete gaming experience, as I said, not just a flash diversion. The extraodrinary thing about this game, if I'd paid, say, £10 for it, I wouldn't feel ripped off. When the whole thing is complete, you're talking at least a £40 game. I mean, not only should this be the highest ranking game on Kong, but it should revolutionise Flash gaming. As for criticisms. The water tower was insanely complicated. Too much so. Too many switches spread over too many rooms made it a chore to do. I much preferred the timed rooms or the step on the pattern rooms. Also, there should be an ability to load a saved game from the in game menu. It's a small thing, but it would be handy. And that's pretty much it really.