A penguin is capable of obtain intergalactic missiles, destroying the moon, and blowing up Hoth, yet no-one is asking: How is it fitting all those missiles into that cannon?
Day 1: I have started building my hotel. We are still small but it seems to be going ok. First customer was happy.
Day 365: We have expanded considerably. Customers are mostly happy. They are requesting more laundry and more elevators.
Year 5: We have reached 5* status! We are still expanding and improving every day. Work is being done to provide more elevators.
Year 25: We are running out of room to expand. It is surprising the hotel has not collapsed under its own weight. Half the hotel is elevators placed in shafts of three, customers still want more elevators.
Year 50: Scrapped the hotel idea. Invested in an elevator company. They seem to make more money anyway. Now all the customers want elevators.
Year 9000: Everything is an elevator. I am an elevator. There are still not enough elevators...
"Excuse me madam, if you don't wish to queue in this reception there is another reception upstairs. Zigzag up to floor 16 using the elevators and walk through the arcade and the bowling alley, then reception is right in front of you."
"Why thank you! That is much more convenient than waiting in line for a few more seconds!"
Dear Driver,
Could you kindly cease stealing our cars when we attempt to stop you. You are making it incredibly difficult to detain you for car theft.
Regards,
The Police
"Uh, sir, are *sure* this rocket is space-worthy?"
"Of course, why wouldn't it be?"
"Well, it's just, the first rocket hit four balloons and blew up..."
"Simple teething problems. The whale assured me it will all work out."
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