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Dungeon Developer
Jun. 09, 2014
Rating: 2
"The stupidest bunch of adventurers ever are really dumb". Yeah, after watching them spin around in circles for several minutes, I've kind of figured that out.
The Legend of the Golden Robot
Rating: 0
Has this guy seriously drunk 14 bears?! Wow. And to think he STILL beats me at this coin throwing game -_-
Fragger
Jun. 08, 2014
Rating: 7
*Throws grenade* OH CRAP IT'S COMING BACK . .. . Phew, good thing he's immune to his own grenades, I was freaking out there.
Balloon in a Wasteland
Rating: 3
"Hey man, do you wanna buy a fort? Or a machinegun? Or an explosive trap?" No, moron! Get out of that truck and help me fight off these things!
Arkandian Revenant
Rating: 9
Miss, miss, miss! Curse you, little avatar, come on and hit the enemy already! Like This. *Swings mouse like a sword*
Arkandian Crusade
Jun. 07, 2014
Just how do you pronounce "Fak'ough"? Is it ough as in cough? That means...
Run
Just what is this guy running away from, anyway? I like to imagine it's a giant holding a fly swatter.
Good gracious this game's just like a psychedelic drug trip. Not that I'd know from experience, of course...
Warfare: 1917
Rating: -12
*Sigh* Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if people in real life actually did fight this stupidly.
Shopping Cart Hero
I made it to 578 distance... only 22 more to go!
Rating: -1
I like the description of the final booster upgrade: "This isn't safe". Well, DUH!
Achievement Unlocked 2
Jun. 06, 2014
Rating: 4
I feel sorry for the poor elephant. "Why do you keep throwing me into spikes? WHAT?! To earn an achievement for turning them pink with my blood?!?"
You Have To Burn The Rope
Thank goodness the badge doesn't involve listening to that song.
Epic Battle Fantasy 3
Rating: 1
Is it just me, or are the badges on this particular game particularly slow to update themselves? I'm sure I've killed more than 20 enemies by now...
Canabalt
I like to imagine this guy has just eaten from Mcdonalds and needs to find a toilet right quick!
Warlords: Call to Arms
Go, my mighty undead spearman army! Chaaarge!
TDP4 Team Battle
Rating: -4
Oh man, the grenades! I always forget the grenades -_- I'm such a noob.
Straw Hat Samurai
Jun. 05, 2014
Grr, blasted shield wearing guards. Why can't you just lie down and die.
Bloons Tower Defense 4
Jun. 04, 2014
Maybe I'm just a rookie, but this seems is the most tedious easy badge I've played for so far.
Rebuild
All of the humans may have died, but at least the zombies spared the cats.
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