You hit the ball, the ball goes in every direction except the one you want it to go, you're tearing your hair out in frustration, and it arrives back where you started and laughs at you. It's just like real golf!
A good strategy for this game seems to be to place an evil eye temple as close to the start as possible, then follow up with ballistas and chilling crypts. I'm pretty much a newbie though, so maybe everybody's already thought of that.
"Gentlemen, we've just discovered a parasite that has infected 90% of the population. It has no symptoms and no effect." "AAAAH OH MY GOSH WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE SHUT DOWN EVERYTHING!"