blah3's Comments

Broken on Mac. Can't click any buttons (nothing happens). 1/5

Crashes when viewing security camera footage. If yuo cllick a hundred times, it advances 1-2 frames (eventually) then freezes again forever.

Gray screen, never loads, tried three different browsers. All other Kong games work fine. 1/5

Ruined by a terrible, terrible control system. If you're making a platformer the ONE JOB you have is to make the controls precise and responsive. Jump often "fails" b/c your code is poor. Skidding is frequent, for no reason - the player is apparently made of melting ice??? and of course, you can't jump while shooting. Stupid. 1/5

Play well. Get many achievements. Random event in last 10 waves (out of 100 or more) hits with 10x enemiges at 10x strenght, with no warning, nothing you can do to affect it. Game over! You gained .. NOTHING! Terrible gameplay / design. GC started off great, but silly design mistakes like this should have been fixed/removed a loooooong time ago.

LOL. The advertising buttons never stop working - the develpoer was careful to test those. It's just the game that breaks. Cash before quality.

Never open the options menu. In a big battle, this crashes the game - you can't exit without reloading page. So many bugs in this game, as soon as more than a hundred or so monsters on screen. 1/5

You have crippled Bloonarius Level 9! You have won 6 knowledge packs! ... (zero knowledge packs awarded). This game is a great object lesson in how "not bothering to test your crappy code" ruins a game.

"The goal is to kick all the red ones from the screen" - no, no it's not. Which is why the tutorial keeps failing. 1/5 for failing to write basic tutorial :)

Wave 42, doing great. "Adobe Flash has crashed". Bloons loses all progress, deletes the awards I'd won. For a "requires internet access" game that's impressively novice coding.

Game won't run, claims that Kongregate stole it. 1/5

Quickfire mode often uses the keypress from LAST mode in the NEXT mode, due to bugs in how you're reading the keyboard input. Combined with no way to restart from keyboard, in a keyboard only game = 1/5

Firefox and Chrome, just get a blank gray area on midd/e of screen. Broken?

Still needs a "run at normal speed" button. So slooooooooooow. 1/5

Killed by the popup message "congratulations you have taken control of the contested territory" because it blocks you from clicking while the GUI claims the opposite. Did you guys test these things AT ALL or even THINK about your GUI before releasing it?

Won the contested territory. Wasted ages doing it. Result? Server decides to ignore the outcome. But it's OK, because I can buy the game on mobile and spend $$$!

New version of Occupation Rewards are HAHAHA! most stupid game design mistake ever. Opponents are 4 levels higher, have access to all the unique upgrades we are NOT ALLOWED to buy. Impossible to "capture territory". Obvious what you're trying to do ("few people bother with CT. Better make it more compulsory!") but you really didn't think this one through.

three in the series (not counting spin offs) and the basic bugs are still unfixed. Crappy pathfinding. Broken shooting (sometimes you can shoot htrough obstacles, sometimes your teammatest block your shots but you keep firing, etc). Crappy control system still has same flaws people pointed out in first one. Game is still IMMENSELY confusing (what do I do next? I CANT BECAUSE OF SOME POINTLESS REASON YOU WONT TELL ME), and still IMMENSELY grindy (why? It just makes it less fun). 1/5

1/5 for pausing when you move away from game. With no "speedup" mode its very very boring waiting for each run to finish.

Lovely idea, ruined by terrible collision detection (Balls often go straight through the bat, trail shows it) and bad control system (lags a few frames behind mouse; detection for "mouse off screen" only works sideways not up/down (WTF?)) etc.