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My Little Army
Jul. 18, 2011
Rating: 2
Spent 5min. trying to push play. >:O
Doodle God
Jul. 15, 2011
Rating: 6
I made a boiler before dinosaurs?
Whack Your Boss!
Rating: 4
*SMACK* Your fired. *SMACK*SMACK*SMACK* Im gonna have you arrested. *SMACK*SMACK*SMACK* DEATH!!!
The Sagittarian 3
Jul. 12, 2011
WHOA! TWINKIES!
Johnny Rocketfingers 2
The bigger they are. THE HARDER I KILL!
Dynasty War
Jul. 11, 2011
Rating: 1
It looks like someone took the good Dynasty Warriors, ate it, and s*** it out on the internet.
You MIGHT Get Nervous
Damn laptop can't move mouse and press buttons at the same time. >XO
Meteor Launch
Jul. 08, 2011
NASA can suck my balls. They have millions of dollars and the best technology. I had fireflies adnd coconuts. XD
Shopping Cart Hero 2
Rating: 10
Hero: They all said I was crazy but look at me now! Living in $120,000 dumpster with rockets attached to it!
Rock 'n' Risk
Rating: 3
Damn you trackpad
Downhill snowboard 3
Rating: 16
*SNAP* What was that. Oh nothing, just my neck. I'll just get up and continue. I think I'll do a triple backflip mcneely next.
Pirates Vs Ninjas
PIRATES FTW!!! :)
Kick Out Bieber
AAAH... OOOF... *crash* WHO PUTS A WINDOW THERE, AAAH... OUCH... S***... HOW LONG IS THIS ARENA!?!
Kill More Birds With Rockets
Rating: -22
It took me a whole five minutes to beat this game before I realized something... THIS GAME SUCKS!!!
City Siege
Jun. 04, 2011
Rating: 8
Rifleman:Captain, there were 28 civilian casualties. Captain:Oh just pay the families compensation and lets get on with more widespread death and property damage.
You are a...
May. 29, 2011
I am a nasty boyfriend who likes to hold Bill Cosbey?
You are a... The Sequel
I am mammoth asspie the raging assassin destined to battle god
Rating: 0
I am destined to snack on the heavens?
Coaster Racer
May. 27, 2011
Who crazy enough and has enough resorces to make race tracks like these?
Doodle Devil
May. 22, 2011
Coffee + Tobacco = Poison?
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