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Soccer Physics
Jul. 31, 2014
Rating: 0
AND THEN JOHNS COMES IN WITH A FLYING SCISSOR KICK!! OWNNNNN GOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!! Every. Damn. Time.
Concerned Joe
Oct. 29, 2011
This whole game I couldn't stop thinking of Tankmen from Newgrounds. Love Johnny Utah's voice.
Sketch Quest
Sep. 28, 2011
Rating: -2
Please tell me i'm not the only one who uses big black dildo grappling hooks?
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