Me:
the cake is a lie
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
the master of the universe
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
do you have a dog
God:
No I don't have one, but I like dogs.
Me:
do you want one
God:
How much does it cost?
Me:
3 million dollars
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money.
Me:
it's a russian stealth dog
God:
The master of the universe is a russian stealth dog. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
what?