This dudes story would sound like a lie. "Bro listen, I heard a lot of popping in my house so I ran too the bathroom to hide. While inside I heard something coming to the bathroom so I immediately slammed the door shut and stuffed the toilet with toilet paper and filled the bathtub with water and got my hair dryer and threw it into the sink so I could get my gun and shoot the monster." "Right.. now.. Why didn't you just shoot the monster to begin with?" "Because.. well.. my gun has a computerized lock on it.. so I had to shock it to get to my gun." "Why the hell didn't you just open the computerized lock?" "Because it is voice activated and I didn't want to make any noise" "But you turned on the bath tub, sink, and toilet?" "Yeah."