too easy, I beat the game without any troops (they all died in first few battles). Just make yourself good, then beat villages/camps, towns and cities in that order and buy a hell laod of potions and you can't lose.
And as firey death said you need one of many items called the 'mysterious ____ of death' for the five hundred in one thing.
5080, one window, two nukes. My verdict is that lucky plays a large part in this game. My only advice would be that you have to hit the occasional obstacle to slow yourself down but not so much that you miss the jumps. For a game which only uses one key is sure is annoyingly hard.
Insane mode completed :D Quite easy after first level I thought. Occasionally on the level on the shark it is actually impossible to get past as the two poles cover the whole verticaal length of the screen!