boom1999

I like old Ratt, but i don’t like real Rats. They are furry & won’t return my phone calls. They have tails. The girl in the picture does too. Why are you screaming at me? Loud noises make my cat jump. I hate cats. I like Honey Badgers but i can’t get 1 to adopt me. 4 out of 5 voices in my head agree with that last comment. What is Chuck Norris doing in here? Why is everyone so angry these days? What are these days? I’m having a calm breakdown. If you were stranded on a deserted Island which beer would you choose? The bird is the word. I have Tiger blood. I use head & shoulders on my Hamster. Why do we eat the ones we love? The mind is a terrible thing to taste. I’m half French & half Greek. I’m a freak. You think i’m crazy. I was once crazy. They locked me in a box of worms. Worms make me crazy. Crazy? I was once crazy. They locked me in a box of worms. Worms make me crazy. Crazy?….I don’t need words anymore. Words are after me. When things are after me it makes me paranoid. What’s your drug of choice? I have to go so i can come back later. Hello.