I did the math, even if the guy in first place in ticks played has his ticks lasting 0.00000000001 seconds each, it would still take him 9 years to complete his achievement. He may have cheated.
and there i was at two in the morning, attempting to get every achievement and softly murmuring "wooo" when it was complete. my life is both complete and totally empty.
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