Chaos Club :
Random cards, stacked messily over eachother, adding ANOTHER element of PURE LUCK other than :
Which card has which value [important]
Which cards you get [ALSO important]
That stupid rnadom game that LOVES to have bouncing or "night time" roll when you are doing good [never, but freally, often]
....was that REALLY, HONESTLY, ABSOLUTELY necessary?
You also get lass cards in your deck than before, in the Brook.
BALANCE.
Wow.
So I hit a rocket and get no protection even if anything despawns, from rocks that fly all over the plac,e lower your speed, height, take away your multiplier...and I can't predict or see them after shit despawns and am usually HIT IN THE FACE with one right after a rocket?
You penalize me for that?
F*ck you.
I just might DDOS their servers later.
The guy is clearly a lazy money-grubber.
Grind up 1K cash to buy that weapon recipe? OH BUT WAIT it needs 3 ultra-rare materials. BUY WITH DIAMONDS!
What's that? 2 quests in a night club? BUY WITH DIAMONDS!
Pathetic. Meanwhile Boss finger mistakes Troll Lair for Weed Patch because the guy is too stupid\lazy to balance \ bug check.
So he doesn't deserve ANY money. But I know some idiots will pay him so instead I'll just DDOS his game so he CAN'T get any transactions. Justice FTW!
As always, downvoting dipshits have been PERMABANNED From the site. There is a problem with the game. If you abuse the rating system to hide it you will *IMMEDIATELY* be thrown off the site, kids. behave.
I completed the game before badges came out. I got ten cards - yet the game gleefully ignores that I got ten cards [AFTER badges came out..].
Broken -_-
Twice now, i got stuck in a "things come crawlingo ut of this hole" thing.
First time, I could die. notihng is around to kill me a second time. THANK YOU For making them impassable :-\.
I've reached Shop Level 207 and ran out of almost everything but still have 2.3 mil from quests. I keep myself afloat, but they almost ALWAYS want something very rare and expensive. Which would be fine...except the recipes for them either take AGES to unlock [upwards of TWO HUNDRED HOURS EACH], take tokens to unlock [ just no] or use rare ingredients that I have no control over when I'm getting or not [and even then the special items often use an inordinate amount of those special resources, as well!].
The game is now a chore, and not fun at all when I have to turn 95% of my customers away because that ultra-rare medal or shiny axe I can neither make or want to make . My craftsmen are stuck spamming basic items. My LV 113 sorceress is still making mana vials for god sakes!
@Dev : Fun game ! But please, next time, as stylish as it is, don't have there be an ipod coming up and a brief pause to wait for the stats to load - and the elevator. It adds to the atmosphere, but it wastes 2-3 seconds of time each kick until we can do it again. Otherwise, <3 the game. You rock.
Yeah, don't bother to get the "amazing" hull, it's BULL. I don't see anything of that"AMAZING" armor, but I lose life like mad. In a clusterf*ck game like this, you can't really "dodge" shots from off screen so it's unfair. I think the armor stat is just entirely broken AND you become a bigger target...waste of 15K...
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