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Football Saga

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Mar. 02, 2016

Rating: 8

Progress Report Day 3: Still trying to take in everything mentioned in the tutorial...

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Dakota Winchester's Adventures - Part 3

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Feb. 29, 2016

Rating: 2

In a refreshing change to all of the other comments, I'd like to say that I thoroughly enjoyed the rock, paper, scissors game.

Cube Escape: Birthday

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Feb. 23, 2016

Rating: 1171

Happy birthday son, I guess we're just happy to sit here and watch you play with the oven...

Blacksmith Lab

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Feb. 18, 2016

Rating: 0

'Sauron asks you'? Hmmm... this doesn't bode well.

Blacksmith Lab

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Feb. 17, 2016

Rating: -1

Whhooaahh! Just made a killing on apples. So very, very proud of myself.

Zilch

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Feb. 01, 2016

Rating: 0

@ Mosannam9696: Awwwww!!!

Pixel Cricket

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Jan. 27, 2016

Rating: 0

@ joshuarApril03: With the greatest respect, that is the worst list of tips I have ever read.

Reach the core

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Jan. 26, 2016

Rating: 11

Upgrades to the Candy drill are RIDICULOUSLY expensive!! Are we honestly expected to grind this much AFTER we've got all of the badges??!!

Monster Love

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Jan. 22, 2016

Rating: 7

She loves you because you brought candy. Before you know it, you'll be married to an obese glutton who cares little for you and more about what you can do for her. I'd go for a trip in the balloon if I were you and eat the candy yourself.

Destination Kepler

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Jan. 18, 2016

Rating: 1

Really wish I had a thesaurus

Command & Control: Spec Ops

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Jan. 15, 2016

Rating: 0

Makes a change from monkeys chucking darts at balloons I suppose...

Absorbed

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Dec. 22, 2015

Rating: 2

One of the great moments in gaming: finishing a game you really like and then reading '"To be continued..."

Badge Master

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Dec. 21, 2015

Rating: -28

Alone here in the kitchen I feel there's something missing. I beg for some forgiveness, but begging's not my business. And she won't write a letter although I always tell her. And so it's my assumption: this game needs badges.

Christmas cat

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Dec. 14, 2015

Rating: 0

Damn that dancing cat - now I have 'Tales of the Unexpected' theme tune as my ear-worm for the day...

Christmas cat

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Dec. 11, 2015

Rating: 2

Yaay - go Bart! 5 stars from before I even start playing: that's what having a reputation is all about...

Coloruid

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Dec. 07, 2015

Rating: 0

Level 3 was the hardest: once I'd worked out a system for it, the rest were very easy. Great game - thanks for making me feel smart! Sadly, anyone calling for harder levels may be thwarted by the mathematical phenomenon known as 'Four Colour Theorum'. In others words, it can't get much harder than it is!

David and Keithan -The Haunted Lighthouse

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Nov. 19, 2015

Rating: 3

Art Vandalay? Hmmm... George Costanza... maybe. Gaaah: Newman!!

The Heist

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Nov. 19, 2015

Rating: 0

This is definitely in my "Top 10 games where you can earn a Medium badge by holding down a single key for 30 minutes" list.

Papa's Pizzeria

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Nov. 05, 2015

Rating: 0

Oh great. Not only am I wasting my time playing dumb computer games, but now I REALLY want a pizza. Thanks.

Badge Master

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Nov. 03, 2015

Rating: 6

Ghastly grim and ancient Raven wandering from the Nightly shore— Tell me what thy lordly name is on the Night’s Plutonian shore!” Quoth the Raven “This game needs badges.”

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