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Super 4x4 Rally

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Jun. 15, 2016

Rating: 0

Not such a bad game but needs some better balancing: I spent a few races getting good speed and acceleration upgrades then was able to win the first couple of races easily. A bit of quick grinding on the first 2 tracks and I could afford the best car - fom there on, every win gets another upgrade. I was able to easily win races 3 to 8 even when I was crashing 5 or 6 times per race. 3/5

Super 4x4 Rally

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Jun. 10, 2016

Rating: 0

I was hoping it would be a bit more super than this.

Async Racing

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May. 27, 2016

Rating: 0

"Logging in..." Hmmm - I've got a better idea: I'm logging out.

Bear in Super Action Adventure 2

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May. 13, 2016

Rating: 2

'Voice-acting'? Even Eastenders sounds more realistic than these guys...

Tilt

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May. 03, 2016

Rating: 0

Ironally, the B***s do look like little grey testicles.

Cube Escape: Theatre

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Apr. 26, 2016

Rating: 1

Another Rusty, another long lunchtime. Thre goes my productivity bonus...

Greasy Soap in a Bathtub

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Apr. 25, 2016

Rating: 0

From the inelegant gameplay through to the countdown timer displaying 16 decimal places, this is one of the most truly awful experiences in my Kong career. Next time, please create a game title that's as boring as the game so that I won't be tempted. 5/5 (not really)

The earl octopusor

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Apr. 20, 2016

Rating: 21

The tag 'POINT AND CLICK' doesn't even begin to describe the mouse-action required for this game...

Easy Joe 4

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Apr. 14, 2016

Rating: 1

Evil. Pure evil.

Soap Bubble II

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Apr. 04, 2016

Rating: 1

Waaaaaaarrrrgghhhhh!!!!! *gasp* Woooohhhooooo!!! *gasp* !!YES!! Nyyyyaaarrggghhhh... *phew* --- "pop" Bugger

The Story of Brewster Chipptooth

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Mar. 30, 2016

Rating: 0

Nice one - one of the better entries in the esthetix range! Not sure I approve of the option to change the last puzzle if it's too hard though. Still, 5/5

English Pub Pool

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Mar. 24, 2016

Rating: 3

The AIs are too strong at the latter end of tournaments; it's a bit like playing a computer at chess: you realise that you only win when an algorithm somewhere is letting you. That said, it's the best Pool physics I've seen on Kong... 4/5

Bond Breaker 2.0

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Mar. 24, 2016

Rating: 0

Very neat game. However, I found that I was learning way too much and, without warning, halfway through I had a sudden craving for monkeys firing ninja-stars at balloons... But anyway, 5/5

Humanoid 47

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Mar. 22, 2016

Rating: 15

Right. Here we go then... .... Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick. Clickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclickclick.....

Searching for the Elephant

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Mar. 18, 2016

Rating: 2

Next time you're looking for elephant, check behind a little tree - save all that mucking about with puzzles...

The mother of the bird men

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Mar. 18, 2016

Rating: 128

Click, click, click, click, click, click, click, Aaahh!!! What? Click, click, click, click, click, Oh. Right. Hmmm... Click, click, click, click, click, click, click.

Escape from Yepi Planet

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Mar. 14, 2016

Rating: 7

Pardon me for thinking this, but did I REALLY just climb inside a great big pink elephant's arse?

Strange Magic Escape

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Mar. 11, 2016

Rating: 0

Also love the reference to the old Atari 'Adventure' game!

There is no game

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Mar. 08, 2016

Rating: 0

No comment.

Astrodigger

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Mar. 02, 2016

Rating: 0

Snnnaaaarrrggghhhzzzzzz - pphht! That's the sound of me having a great big yawn and letting off a tiny little fart at the end. I think it's what the dev would have wanted. 1/5.

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