I jizzed myself when I won. Honestly, the best trick is to hug the right wall (since no bars come out from the side there) and dodge any that you can tell are going to kill you, but then go back to hugging the wall. It stops you from going all over the place and throwing yourself more into lasers. But you'll have to repeat it until you get a random sequence that's nicer to your side.
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