chameleonsword

I was born in a sewer behind K-mart, and raised by genetically altered owls. I spent the majority of my life working in various spice mines throughout the galaxy. I moved to earth in 1642 (I know that doesn’t make sense, but 100 years from now, I go back in time.) After training my latent psychokinetic abilities with a tibetan guru for 400 years, I went to America and invented the nuclear bomb. (that was a mistake. sorry) now I live in Colorado, I’m going to college for software development, and I’m unemployed