i think that there should be a laboratory where dr. pingenstein is trying to genetically enhance pings and you could be his test subject,( going off of deknay's idea, just more detailed) unfortunately everyone thought that pings were fine the way they were, so he has no money, he provides and you get upgrades!!!
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