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One and One Story

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Oct. 20, 2011

Rating: 2

I will never hurt you anymore. Unless I drop a box on you in the bonus levels.

Aurora 2

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Oct. 06, 2011

Rating: 5

"If you are reading this it means you survived." Jee, you think?

Papa's Freezeria

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Aug. 07, 2011

Rating: 40

And here we are again, helping Big Pauly kill himself one order at the time.

Insectonator: Zombie mode

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Jun. 02, 2011

Rating: 2

He is back. And this time, he has a good enough excuse!

Papa's Taco Mia!

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May. 28, 2011

Rating: 93

I just realized, some of this people wait an entire day just for their taco! This is serious commitment!

Papa's Taco Mia!

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May. 25, 2011

Rating: -2

Wow, I won a fast food job, and all I had to do was say goodbye to my whole digestive tract!

Clarence's Big Chance

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May. 06, 2011

Rating: 0

She's sexually frumpy, yet her favourite genre is pornography. I think we might have an inner personality conflict here.

Clarence's Big Chance

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May. 06, 2011

Rating: 0

Damn, I showered with my clothes on AGAIN!

You Find Yourself In A Room

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Apr. 30, 2011

Rating: 2

If I lost my hands... how am I typing?

Fade

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Apr. 15, 2011

Rating: 0

At first I too thought that the 2nd badge didn't work, but it unlocked when I tried the Coloured Mode.

Insectonator

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Apr. 07, 2011

Rating: 1

The itsy-bitsy spid- oh...

Insectonator

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Apr. 07, 2011

Rating: 2

I'd question the sanity of using napalm to kill some bugs, but, then again, he DOES have napalm

FPA: Sneak Peek

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Feb. 27, 2011

Rating: -1

I found an interesting glitch: I was trying to reach the 2nd building, you know, the green one, and suddenly I fell straight through the ground.

Rebuild

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Feb. 19, 2011

Rating: 0

Ah, you're going on strike? Then screw you, I'll let the zombies eat us all! Seriously, this people should understand that I cannot improve the situation if they refuse to work. It gets annoying at levels higher than "normal".

Rebuild

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Feb. 13, 2011

Rating: 2

I really love this game, it's a new and fresh take on an abused theme. The reports and random events conceived the feeling of a living and dinamic enviroment. And all the guys I met had awesome names. 5 well deserved stars out of 5, good sir!

Tasty Planet

Play Tasty Planet

Feb. 04, 2011

Rating: 0

I know, I had never seen the Asteroid Zone as a big automatic restaurant before.

Orbital Decay

Play Orbital Decay

Jan. 30, 2011

Rating: 9

My first thought was "...Why am I being attacked by the Yellow Submarine?".

Dance of the Robots

Play Dance of the Robots

Jan. 28, 2011

Rating: 7

I thought I was supposed to catch the missiles! D:

Survival Lab

Play Survival Lab

Jan. 26, 2011

Rating: 3

I called my character Charred. Never knew it would have become so true so soon.

Aurora

Play Aurora

Jan. 25, 2011

Rating: 11

There were two beautiful, lively planets. Two rich, advanced races lived on them, both unaware of each other. Then, one day, they finally met. In the very worst way possible.

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