Bearded man:"Uhm, a strange blood-red slug with nasty teeth has just smashed my toolbox and is coming towards me. I'll just stand still, after all, it's probably more afraid of me tha- EYYAAAAAARGGHH!!!!"
The first time I saw Cerberus I remembered the myth and I was all "Hello doggu! Can I sing for you?". And the doggy tore me to pieces.
Overall this is a wonderful game, with a great atmosphere, and it manages to be hard without being too frustrating, despite involving lot of deaths. 5/5