choazmachine

You have Spunk kid! I kinda like that. But one day you’ll get beat, and don’t come to me either. It doesn’t work that way. You lay down & bury the body, I watch and sip my lemonade!

2+2 certainly doesn’t equal 4

It equals an idea made from the numerals which we go by. Originating in India and we don’t say thank you? Just slap yourself for me so I don’t have to :]

SoPB All the Way!

This is a conversation between two Zebras!

Zebra 1: Dude?! Do you know if we are black with white stripes, or, white with black stripes?

Zebra 2: I don’t know! Maybe… You should ask God! Almighty God should know that he made us, for f*ck’s sake!

Zebra 1: Wow! That’s a great idea! Bye, and thanks!

_{A day later}

Zebra 1: I asked him, and all he said was “You are what you are.”

Zebra 2: Well, then your white with black stripes!

Zebra 1: How do you know this?

Zebra 2: Well if you were BLACK with WHITE STRIPES, he would say “You is what you is.”

LOL

Until later I’ll be done with this “About Me”. Because it’s not about me, It’s about you. And it has always been that way. We don’t need the sun! We have you for the center of the Universe.