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Kick Out Bieber

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Jul. 15, 2011

Rating: 12

I just killed Bieber with a water bottle... All's right in the world...

Orbital Onslaught

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Jul. 15, 2011

Rating: -1

The terrorist leader that I battled against looked exactly like my character, except they had sunglasses instead of my white glasses...

Rebuild

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Jul. 15, 2011

Rating: 2

If Hansen brought his favorite rifle twice, both times he shot his eye out, what does that make him?

Villainous

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Jul. 13, 2011

Rating: -3

meh

Epic Battle Fantasy 3

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Jul. 10, 2011

Rating: 10

This is still the best game on Kongregate, hands down.

Snailiad

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Jul. 10, 2011

Rating: 3

I went up, instead of below the sea, and saw the gummy-like doors and though "Hell yes, a metroidvania like game". It's really fun so fr, I just wish there was a way to stop the damn annoying text, especially from snails I've already talked to...

Tesla Death Ray

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Jan. 16, 2011

Rating: 0

This game needs more upgrades and more waves, if it had both it would be a 5/5. The chain lightning also needs to actually chain to multiple things... I didn't pay for it to sit there and look pretty...

Factory Balls, the Christmas edition

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Dec. 15, 2010

Rating: -1

I've missed you Bart Bonte...

Castaway

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Dec. 10, 2010

Rating: 0

It's like Contact do the DS...

Flaming Zombooka 2

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Dec. 03, 2010

Rating: 0

Ninjella looks like Luanne from King of the Hill, Barry Zooka looks like Duke Nukem (no shit), Bavis Triky looks like Opie from Family Guy, and Greg looks like Hal from Malcom in the Middle.

Deadly Neighbours

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Nov. 05, 2010

Rating: 0

I like that I can make Chuck Greene from Dead Rising 2, intentionally or oterwise.

Apokalyx

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Nov. 05, 2010

Rating: 0

The chosen one... Like from Fallout 2?

Lucky Tower

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Nov. 05, 2010

Rating: 3

I hate these ads... ADS ON EVERYTHING I DO ON THE INTERNET NOWADAYS!

Project Wasteland 0

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Oct. 30, 2010

Rating: 2

Furry Fallout...

Tetravalanche

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Oct. 23, 2010

Rating: 0

Because Carbon atoms have tetravalence, but it was a joke.

Tetravalanche

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Oct. 23, 2010

Rating: 1

Is this game about a carbon atom?

Epic Combo!

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Oct. 21, 2010

Rating: 4

I want an "It's Over 9000!!!" Badge for completing the game...

Moby Dick - The Video Game

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Oct. 19, 2010

Rating: -2

Why am I lagging?

Monster Slayers

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Oct. 09, 2010

Rating: 0

That Epilouge song was to the tune of the "America's Funniest Home Videos" theme, or at least it sounded similar...

Sniper Assassin: Final

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Oct. 09, 2010

Rating: 5

Huh... To help with that level right click to make the game lag/pause and then left click in front of or on an enemies head... It's cheap, but, in my opinion, necessary...

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