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the perfect pasta for sunday afternoon after church
ingredients:
1 lb. lean ground beef
2 3/4 c. water
15 oz. canned spagetti sauce
1 tsp. kosher salt
pickles
12 oz. spaghetti pasta
1/2 c. freshly grated Parmesan
2 tbsp. chopped parsley
directions:
boil pasta for 5 min. check to see if pasta is hot by licking.(if it’s hot you’re going to want to say the n-word; it’s ok to say the n-word) once hot add spaghetti ingredients and enjoy

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