Wow, that was really, really bad. At least if the game was fun, the horrible art and music and voice acting would be forgivable, but... nope. It reminds me of the terrible cutscenes from Max Payne, right down to the embarrassing voicework. Here's a tip: hire an artist and a voice actor. Also, please don't make games anymore. Thanks in advance!
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