"You are chief virgin... the cold blooded basement dweller... destined to have sex with all the trolls" Don't judge, many years of nothing lowers your standards.
"You are Mega Virgin... the original video game player... destined to drill his sister" Well if you haven't lost it yet... there's always other options. This could very well be the best result ever.
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