1.send this to one more person
2.open up MS paint (if you have it)
3.then close MS paint
4. go to a nearby bus stop
5.wait until a bus comes
6. then ask the bus driver for a cheese burger
7. get out of the bus and yell out loud "im a stupid asshole and im gay plus im a fag"
8. look around!!! you have learnt how to attract attention